The New Party of No

 I am ever-so-pleased to introduce to you the new party of no. the Democrats. After years of sniveling and whining about the "obstructionist" Republican party of "No", the incoming Democrat minority in the House is already setting up camp and proclaiming their plans to say no and obstruct everything that the new House majority was voted into power to do.

 The liberals are going to start saying no right away to all kinds of radical ideas from the Tea Party republicans. Ideas like actually cutting spending in the government sector. That means stopping the porky pet projects and stupid bridge-to-nowhere stimulus plans. That means repealing Obamacare. no more earmarks.

 I would like to see the Republicans step up immediately with their proposal to make every spending bill submitted to congress explain how it is a constitutional bill. I would LOVE to see the Republicans take a major pay cut for themselves. I would love to see them eliminate over 1/2 of their overpaid staff positions, and make all representatives move back home to their home districts where the PEOPLE can have constant access and influence upon them. They won't need any extra house or drivers or cars or free gourmet lunches. This is how we shrink government and grow the private sector. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

 But the Democrats are going to just say no. They will spin any spending cut into an evil plan by capitalists to steal the money from old people and give it to oil companies. They will hang on with their teeth to their cushy six figure incomes and power wielding practices. They will prove to us that they don't really care about common Americans. They really only want to spend your money. So, they will say no when the Republicans attempt to give you your money back. They will be the party of no. Starting tomorrow.

 I am dumbfounded by the arrogance of these liberal Democrats. Its like they refuse to admit that they just got their butts kicked in a massive landslide. They pretend that you just made a big mistake when you threw them out on their ears. They know that you are just stupid and you must have been brainwashed by FOX News. They refuse to believe that you have had enough of their bad behavior. So, they will go on behaving badly while expecting you to not notice. But I know that you will notice, that you have noticed and that you have started our country down a new road. I thank you and congratulate you.